Ok, that price is in 'cruise speak' - it doesn't include port charges nor taxes & it's for an inside cabin on a 'transatlantic repositioning trip'.
In English a 'TRT' is a one way cruise from one country to another ( here it's the USA to the Netherlands) - so you have to find another way to get back home - but it's still a terrific deal if you have the free time to travel.
At 1 time, 'TRT's were a hard sell for cruise lines & all the prices were low, low, low. But with the baby boomers retiring, these trips are starting to fill up fast with prices following suit.
Don't worry, you're not sailing on a low end garbage scow. Celebrity cruise lines' impressive Constellation will be your 2 weeks+ at sea home.
It leaves from Ft. Lauderdale May 5 & arrives in Amsterdam May 20.
Here's the itinerary:
Date /Port
Saturday, May 5, 2012 Fort Lauderdale - Florida
Sunday, May 6, 2012 At Sea
Monday, May 7, 2012 At Sea
Tuesday, May 8, 2012 At Sea
Wednesday, May 9, 2012 At Sea
Thursday, May 10, 2012 At Sea
Friday, May 11, 2012 At Sea
Saturday, May 12, 2012 At Sea
Sunday, May 13, 2012 Ponta Delgada - Azores
Monday, May 14, 2012 At Sea
Tuesday, May 15, 2012 Lisbon - Portugal
Wednesday, May 16, 2012 At Sea
Thursday, May 17, 2012 At Sea
Friday, May 18, 2012 Paris (le Havre) - France
Saturday, May 19, 2012 Dover - England
Sunday, May 20, 2012 Amsterdam - Netherlands
And if you get too claustrophobic for a windowless 'inside', 'ocean views' start at $799.
Ok, you can sometimes find prices this low if you book a year in advance, but you rarely find a deal like this 2 months before sailing.
But nothing lasts forever. You have only today & tomorrow to book this deal.
Interested? Check out:
http://www.cruisedeals.com/deals/bestdeals.asp?deal=3791&utm_source=topfive&utm_medium=email
And maybe Sandy & I will meet you at one of Amsterdam's famous 'coffee shops'.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
MISS IT & YOU'LL HAVE TO WAIT 20 YEARS
Remember 'The Great Wallendas'?
More than a half century ago they were the premiere tightrope act in the world famous for their '7 Man Pyramid'...
... a truly amazing feat that was always their grand finale.
Unfortunately, the January 30, 1962 Detroit Shrine Circus performance was their last. A slip during the pyramid killed two members of the family and injured three others.
Patriarch Karl Wallenda continued to walk the wire until 1978:
Well, today the Wallenda name is back in the news.
Nik - a 7th generation Wallenda - has just been granted permission to walk an 1,800' tightrope across Niagra Falls gorge this summer.
Details - like the exact date & starting/ending spots - are not yet set in stone. But Nik will walk a custom-made 2-inch wire 60 to 70' above 160' gorge.
And to make it a bit more difficult - the wire will dip down in the center. So he’ll walk downhill for the 1st half & uphill the 2nd.
The entire walk will take 40 or so minutes.
'My dream really is to walk down through that mist and walk back out,' he said.
Lets hope so.
The entire feat will be televised, but if you want to see it 'live & in person' you have to book your 'falls' flight & room ASAP after they announce the date & time - or wait another generation to witness the next attempt.
Officials - who 1st nixed the idea - have deemed that such events will only occur every 20 years.
But don't be surprised if that time shortens considerably if the stunt causes a windfall of tourist 'looneys' & 'greenbacks'.
More than a half century ago they were the premiere tightrope act in the world famous for their '7 Man Pyramid'...
... a truly amazing feat that was always their grand finale.
Unfortunately, the January 30, 1962 Detroit Shrine Circus performance was their last. A slip during the pyramid killed two members of the family and injured three others.
Patriarch Karl Wallenda continued to walk the wire until 1978:
Well, today the Wallenda name is back in the news.
Nik - a 7th generation Wallenda - has just been granted permission to walk an 1,800' tightrope across Niagra Falls gorge this summer.
Details - like the exact date & starting/ending spots - are not yet set in stone. But Nik will walk a custom-made 2-inch wire 60 to 70' above 160' gorge.
And to make it a bit more difficult - the wire will dip down in the center. So he’ll walk downhill for the 1st half & uphill the 2nd.
The entire walk will take 40 or so minutes.
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| Nik & - in the background - his costar |
'My dream really is to walk down through that mist and walk back out,' he said.
Lets hope so.
The entire feat will be televised, but if you want to see it 'live & in person' you have to book your 'falls' flight & room ASAP after they announce the date & time - or wait another generation to witness the next attempt.
Officials - who 1st nixed the idea - have deemed that such events will only occur every 20 years.
But don't be surprised if that time shortens considerably if the stunt causes a windfall of tourist 'looneys' & 'greenbacks'.
Monday, February 20, 2012
IS 'TRIP ADVISOR' TELLING THE TRUTH?
Like many travelers out there, I thought TripAdvisor.com was a useful resource.
I mean, isn't it a great help to read reviews about worldwide hotels, restaurants & attractions written by people who actually stayed, dined & visited them before booking, reserving or going there?
Wouldn't that save you time, money & add value to your vacations by being able to benefit by other travelers pro or con experiences?
Well, maybe not.
Questions have popped up about the accuracy of these TA write ups.
The loudest warning comes from Great Britain's Advertising Standards Authority. They said that TA can't claim that 100% of its reviews are 'honest, real or trusted' or even written by 'real travelers'.
Hmmm. So who's writing these reviews? Perhaps the hotel's themselves.
Purportedly the management of a UK based hotel chain instructed its employees to take photos of their individual inns so they could be added to a slew of company written 'praise pieces' that would be printed on the TA site.
Hmmmm, hmmmm. And it gets worse.
TA offers hotel managers to 'sign up for an annual subscription'. This cost between $360 - $10,500 per year for each inn (depending on size).
Rumor has it that 'subscribers' rarely - if ever - have their property panned.
Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm.
So should you disregard TripAdvisor.com as a travel source?
I would say 'no', but just don't use it as your only one.
Check & double check numerous sites - like this blog - to get a good feel about a hotel, restaurant or location before you book.
And take all TA 'advisories' with more than a single grain of salt - especially those that have an equal # of 'reviewers' who call a place ' the new Taj Mahal' as those who shout 'it's a rat infested dump'.
I mean, isn't it a great help to read reviews about worldwide hotels, restaurants & attractions written by people who actually stayed, dined & visited them before booking, reserving or going there?
Wouldn't that save you time, money & add value to your vacations by being able to benefit by other travelers pro or con experiences?
Well, maybe not.
Questions have popped up about the accuracy of these TA write ups.
The loudest warning comes from Great Britain's Advertising Standards Authority. They said that TA can't claim that 100% of its reviews are 'honest, real or trusted' or even written by 'real travelers'.
Hmmm. So who's writing these reviews? Perhaps the hotel's themselves.
Purportedly the management of a UK based hotel chain instructed its employees to take photos of their individual inns so they could be added to a slew of company written 'praise pieces' that would be printed on the TA site.
Hmmmm, hmmmm. And it gets worse.
TA offers hotel managers to 'sign up for an annual subscription'. This cost between $360 - $10,500 per year for each inn (depending on size).
Rumor has it that 'subscribers' rarely - if ever - have their property panned.
Hmmmm, hmmmm, hmmmm.
So should you disregard TripAdvisor.com as a travel source?
I would say 'no', but just don't use it as your only one.
Check & double check numerous sites - like this blog - to get a good feel about a hotel, restaurant or location before you book.
And take all TA 'advisories' with more than a single grain of salt - especially those that have an equal # of 'reviewers' who call a place ' the new Taj Mahal' as those who shout 'it's a rat infested dump'.
Sunday, February 19, 2012
THE REAL SHARK WEEK...ER...MONTH
Forget waiting until mid summer for Animal Planet's popular 'Shark Week' or renting the underwhelming 'Jaws 3D'.
If you want to see sharks right now - up close & swimming in the wild - simply head to Palm Beach County Florida.
Here it's 'Shark Month' for all of February as thousands of blacktip & spinner sharks make their annual migration from the Caribbean to Chesapeake Bay.
While these aren't quite the size of movie monster sharks, they do average around a very respectable 6' each. And all come with a complete set of long, very sharp, adult size teeth.
Ok, they're not searching for high end Palm Beach human hors d'oeuvres, but are simply following schools of baitfish up the eastern US coast - like they do each year.
And - even though the Jaws real life offspring do swim past every beach in every county & every state - they come the closest to shore in Palm Beach County.
Often in the same places where bathers like to swim.
Take a peek:
Yes, Virginia, all those little dark black dots are the 'finned ones'. And 'minor injuries' are only those that happen to someone else - not you!
'These are not really aggressive species,' said a wag from the FL Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission talking about blacktip/spinners. 'but even though they don't eat people, the chance of being bitten is there.'
As my pal Rick Welch discovered a few winters ago when - while paddling a surfboard by the famous Juno Beach pier - a spinner shark leaped out of the water, landed on his back, left him with a 20 stitch scar on his calf & a lifetime of stories to tell.
And actually these 2 species are believed to be involved in 33% of all Fl bites.
So 'if the water is murky and you see hundreds of sharks, you probably should stay out of the water.'
Or you may be treated to an unbelievable close up of a 'Mr. Jaws look-a-like' - without the need of any 3D glasses.
If you want to see sharks right now - up close & swimming in the wild - simply head to Palm Beach County Florida.
Here it's 'Shark Month' for all of February as thousands of blacktip & spinner sharks make their annual migration from the Caribbean to Chesapeake Bay.
While these aren't quite the size of movie monster sharks, they do average around a very respectable 6' each. And all come with a complete set of long, very sharp, adult size teeth.
Ok, they're not searching for high end Palm Beach human hors d'oeuvres, but are simply following schools of baitfish up the eastern US coast - like they do each year.
And - even though the Jaws real life offspring do swim past every beach in every county & every state - they come the closest to shore in Palm Beach County.
Often in the same places where bathers like to swim.
Take a peek:
Yes, Virginia, all those little dark black dots are the 'finned ones'. And 'minor injuries' are only those that happen to someone else - not you!
'These are not really aggressive species,' said a wag from the FL Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission talking about blacktip/spinners. 'but even though they don't eat people, the chance of being bitten is there.'
As my pal Rick Welch discovered a few winters ago when - while paddling a surfboard by the famous Juno Beach pier - a spinner shark leaped out of the water, landed on his back, left him with a 20 stitch scar on his calf & a lifetime of stories to tell.
And actually these 2 species are believed to be involved in 33% of all Fl bites.
So 'if the water is murky and you see hundreds of sharks, you probably should stay out of the water.'
Or you may be treated to an unbelievable close up of a 'Mr. Jaws look-a-like' - without the need of any 3D glasses.
Saturday, February 18, 2012
WOULD YOU BUY A USED ROLEX FROM THIS MAN?
Ok, it is a real pain in the rump to remove your shoes, belt & put all your pocket possessions into a plastic bin when rushing through airport security.
But after going through this trying ordeal - please make sure you've reclaimed all of your stuff.
Earlier this week in Ft. Lauderdale Gloria de Regalado didn't. Although she did pick up her Jimmy Choos & all keys/change, she left behind a $6,500 Rolex.
Immediately following her was fellow friskee Igor Adrian Ramos who could have done the 'saw it, grabbed it, returned it' boogie.
Unfortunately for Gloria, he did only the 1st 2/3rds of the dance.
Unfortunately for Igor, his smooth move was caught by airport security cameras:
It took a couple of days, but when the fuzz finally knocked on Igor's front door, he answered it WEARING THE LIFTED WATCH.
His excuse for keeping the uber expensive timepiece: 'I thought it was a gift from God.'
Well Igor's 'God's gift' now includes a nice cell in Broward County's jail & a grand theft charge.
And Gloria will be able to keep track of Igor's 'soon to be levied' prison time on her $6,500 piece of jewelry.
But after going through this trying ordeal - please make sure you've reclaimed all of your stuff.
Earlier this week in Ft. Lauderdale Gloria de Regalado didn't. Although she did pick up her Jimmy Choos & all keys/change, she left behind a $6,500 Rolex.
Immediately following her was fellow friskee Igor Adrian Ramos who could have done the 'saw it, grabbed it, returned it' boogie.
Unfortunately for Gloria, he did only the 1st 2/3rds of the dance.
Unfortunately for Igor, his smooth move was caught by airport security cameras:
It took a couple of days, but when the fuzz finally knocked on Igor's front door, he answered it WEARING THE LIFTED WATCH.
His excuse for keeping the uber expensive timepiece: 'I thought it was a gift from God.'
Well Igor's 'God's gift' now includes a nice cell in Broward County's jail & a grand theft charge.
And Gloria will be able to keep track of Igor's 'soon to be levied' prison time on her $6,500 piece of jewelry.
Friday, February 17, 2012
10 'MUST DOs' IN ANY NEW CITY
Jessica Festa - a blogger published in the Huffington Post - believes that there are 10 generic things you should do in any new city - no matter what continent it may call home.
'While every city has its own unique landmarks, culture, and sights to see,' Festa fesses, 'there are certain general things you can do in any city you visit to make your experience more memorable.'
And while she may be 99.99% right, there are some places where she might have to rethink.
#1. Sample the local cuisine.
'One way to really get to know a culture is through the food.'
Ok this works well for a cheesesteak in Philly, Paris street crepes or even munching on Southern California 'Good Vibrations', but there are quite a few out there who would prefer swallowing a hemlock sandwich before they would even consider wrapping their lips around a Colorado Prairie Oyster.
#2. Sip the country's signature drink.
'Many times the local libation will not only give you a good buzz, but will also give you insight into the culture and region.'
Well, you'll definitely acquire 'unique insights' in Bolivia where their 'Chicha' drink is made from moistening corn with human saliva.
And a few more in Germany where the popular - made in Italy - drink 'Cynar' is said to taste like licorice flavored Listerine.
Yum.
#3. Visit a local museum.
'What better way to get background information and get to know the roots of a place than through its artifacts, history, art, architecture, and old photographs?'
Here she's 100% on the mark.
After all what says New York City better than:
#4. See local craftsman at work.
'I try to do this as much as possible when traveling, as you'll often meet people who are happy to share personal stories on their work and how it relates to their culture.'
Ok, this might hinge on what part of town they have their 'studio' & what their 'artistic specialty' may be.
#5. Ride the local public transport system.
'Not only will opting for public transportation over taxis and car rentals save you money, you'll get to experience how a normal person in the city lives and potentially even get to interact with a local.'
Hmmmmm:
#6. Learn some basic phrases in the local language.
'I don't think there's any greater accomplishment when traveling then actually being able to have a conversation with a local in their language.'
Not to pick on the Big Apple, but it's the easiest place to master this skill (& - of course - in some northern NJ burgs, too).
Simply add an 'F bomb' to the beginning or ending of any sentence & you're golden.
And using a middle finger as punctuation makes you an instant native.
#7. Have an experience in nature
' Not only is it a budget-friendly way to enjoy a region; it's also healthy to spend time outdoors and you'll get some great photo opportunities.'
Again she's 100% right:
See #4.
And this could be the start of a new lifetime diet regime.
After enjoying a few minutes of these pungent smells, sounds & views, you may never want to eat again.
Attending a nice, traditional Bris ceremony.
And - as an extra added attraction - this will jump start a lifetime of very interesting flashbacks every time you're offered 'cocktail weiners' at parties.
'While every city has its own unique landmarks, culture, and sights to see,' Festa fesses, 'there are certain general things you can do in any city you visit to make your experience more memorable.'
And while she may be 99.99% right, there are some places where she might have to rethink.
#1. Sample the local cuisine.
'One way to really get to know a culture is through the food.'
Ok this works well for a cheesesteak in Philly, Paris street crepes or even munching on Southern California 'Good Vibrations', but there are quite a few out there who would prefer swallowing a hemlock sandwich before they would even consider wrapping their lips around a Colorado Prairie Oyster.
#2. Sip the country's signature drink.
'Many times the local libation will not only give you a good buzz, but will also give you insight into the culture and region.'
Well, you'll definitely acquire 'unique insights' in Bolivia where their 'Chicha' drink is made from moistening corn with human saliva.
And a few more in Germany where the popular - made in Italy - drink 'Cynar' is said to taste like licorice flavored Listerine.
Yum.
#3. Visit a local museum.
'What better way to get background information and get to know the roots of a place than through its artifacts, history, art, architecture, and old photographs?'
Here she's 100% on the mark.
After all what says New York City better than:
#4. See local craftsman at work.
'I try to do this as much as possible when traveling, as you'll often meet people who are happy to share personal stories on their work and how it relates to their culture.'
Ok, this might hinge on what part of town they have their 'studio' & what their 'artistic specialty' may be.
#5. Ride the local public transport system.
'Not only will opting for public transportation over taxis and car rentals save you money, you'll get to experience how a normal person in the city lives and potentially even get to interact with a local.'
Hmmmmm:
#6. Learn some basic phrases in the local language.
'I don't think there's any greater accomplishment when traveling then actually being able to have a conversation with a local in their language.'
Not to pick on the Big Apple, but it's the easiest place to master this skill (& - of course - in some northern NJ burgs, too).
Simply add an 'F bomb' to the beginning or ending of any sentence & you're golden.
And using a middle finger as punctuation makes you an instant native.
#7. Have an experience in nature
' Not only is it a budget-friendly way to enjoy a region; it's also healthy to spend time outdoors and you'll get some great photo opportunities.'
Again she's 100% right:
I'm sure this tourist will never forget his India photo op.
#8. Befriend a local
'Hanging out with a local is a great way to find out the "personal" side of a cultural and can also give you access to experiences you may not have otherwise had.'
See #4.
#9. Browse a local market
'Opt for the outdoor markets. These colorful, aesthetically-pleasing places are usually bursting with energy, delicious food, and quality merchandise.'
And this could be the start of a new lifetime diet regime.
After enjoying a few minutes of these pungent smells, sounds & views, you may never want to eat again.
#10. Watch a cultural tradition or ceremony
'The traditions and ceremonies a culture partakes in tell a lot about their values and beliefs, and because they vary so much from region to region, make for a really memorable experience.'
'The traditions and ceremonies a culture partakes in tell a lot about their values and beliefs, and because they vary so much from region to region, make for a really memorable experience.'
Here's one that will really widen your cultural understanding - not to mention your eyes:
And - as an extra added attraction - this will jump start a lifetime of very interesting flashbacks every time you're offered 'cocktail weiners' at parties.
Thursday, February 16, 2012
OVER ACTIVE EYEBALLS & THE TSA
From the 'Why Am I Not Surprised' department.
Good looking women are beginning to give the evil eye to some TSA employees. Many 'babe-a-licious' frequent flyers believe that they're getting too many extra looks at airport security body scanner stops.
Believe it or not some of the hottest have had to stand in those 'naked picture' scanning booths not once, not twice, not thrice but 4 times before being allowed to rebuckle their belts.
Congress - who might be jealous that another government employee is actually getting a perk that they somehow missed - is investigating.
New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer plans introducing legislation that will mandate TSA post passenger advocates at every airport.
'Going through security at our nations airports should not be a humiliating or degrading experience,' he said - unlike being a page for Congressman Mark Foley or one of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives.
The bill will require:
1. The TSA to establish an “Office for Passenger Support”
2. Every airport where TSA operates to have at least one TSA Passneger Advocate on duty at all times.
3. Every airport to have clearly visible signage explaining that a TSA passenger advocate can be summoned.
4. The development of practices to resolve frequent public complaints.
5. Special training of TSA officers.
6. Allow individuals with special medical conditions or disabilities to pre-arrange any screening.
If these steps are made into law, passengers will be safe from at least 1 potential airport explosion - the one inside a leering TSA-er's pants.
Schumer denied the rumor that he was leaving the Senate to be a passenger advocate, but 'no commented' when asked if he's eyeing a TSA scanner job.
Good looking women are beginning to give the evil eye to some TSA employees. Many 'babe-a-licious' frequent flyers believe that they're getting too many extra looks at airport security body scanner stops.
Believe it or not some of the hottest have had to stand in those 'naked picture' scanning booths not once, not twice, not thrice but 4 times before being allowed to rebuckle their belts.
Congress - who might be jealous that another government employee is actually getting a perk that they somehow missed - is investigating.
New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer plans introducing legislation that will mandate TSA post passenger advocates at every airport.
'Going through security at our nations airports should not be a humiliating or degrading experience,' he said - unlike being a page for Congressman Mark Foley or one of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives.
The bill will require:
1. The TSA to establish an “Office for Passenger Support”
2. Every airport where TSA operates to have at least one TSA Passneger Advocate on duty at all times.
3. Every airport to have clearly visible signage explaining that a TSA passenger advocate can be summoned.
4. The development of practices to resolve frequent public complaints.
5. Special training of TSA officers.
6. Allow individuals with special medical conditions or disabilities to pre-arrange any screening.
If these steps are made into law, passengers will be safe from at least 1 potential airport explosion - the one inside a leering TSA-er's pants.
Schumer denied the rumor that he was leaving the Senate to be a passenger advocate, but 'no commented' when asked if he's eyeing a TSA scanner job.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
MANHATTAN THEATRE DISTRICT $85 HOTEL DEAL
For 'location, location, location' you can't beat the $85 deal in mid Manhattan's Milford Plaza Hotel.
Ok, the place was getting a bit 'tired', but the management claims that they just finished a 'renovation' (whatever that may mean). Hey - at this price & address (you can walk to every Broadway theatre & to Restaurant Row) - it's worth taking a chance.
But you do have to be quick - bookings must be by the end of today - and the Milford claims that the room reservations are selling like hotcakes - so the quicker the better.
Like right this second.
BTW, $85 is the February price. March 1-15 its $105, March 16-31: $125 & $169 in April for each night. There is a 2 night minimum for Sat. stays.
But - again - all bookings must be by today.
Rooms feature a queen. Two double beds or one king bed rooms are available at discounted rates.
And the Milford-ites throw in a gratis Dine & Play Discount Card. This offers savings of 10%-50% at nearby restaurants, shops, shows & sights like the Guggenheim Museum and Empire State Building. It's valid for up to four people.
Yowsa!
To book:
https://milfordplaza.reztrip.com/index.html#property=71&mode=b&pm=true&sr=11828
And remember, the deal is only good 'til the end of the day, so get moving.
Ok, the place was getting a bit 'tired', but the management claims that they just finished a 'renovation' (whatever that may mean). Hey - at this price & address (you can walk to every Broadway theatre & to Restaurant Row) - it's worth taking a chance.
But you do have to be quick - bookings must be by the end of today - and the Milford claims that the room reservations are selling like hotcakes - so the quicker the better.
Like right this second.
BTW, $85 is the February price. March 1-15 its $105, March 16-31: $125 & $169 in April for each night. There is a 2 night minimum for Sat. stays.
But - again - all bookings must be by today.
Rooms feature a queen. Two double beds or one king bed rooms are available at discounted rates.
And the Milford-ites throw in a gratis Dine & Play Discount Card. This offers savings of 10%-50% at nearby restaurants, shops, shows & sights like the Guggenheim Museum and Empire State Building. It's valid for up to four people.
Yowsa!
To book:
https://milfordplaza.reztrip.com/index.html#property=71&mode=b&pm=true&sr=11828
And remember, the deal is only good 'til the end of the day, so get moving.
Monday, February 13, 2012
AA & RALPH NADER'S KNEES
American Airlines is about to have a very big problem due to Ralph Nader's knees.
It seems that the 6' 4" consumer advocate & perennial presidential hopeful - who a few years ago forced the airlines to pay all flyers (via a Supreme Court case) when they were 'bumped' - always wants an aisle seat. He's just too tall to squeeze his knees into a middle one.
And he's willing to pay a few extra Washingtons (or even Lincolns & maybe a couple Jeffersons) for the extra comfort. Usual cost is no more than $60 (still outrageous for those of us who remember these as 'no extra charge' chairs).
But a large number of seats on this particular flight were blocked for members of American Airlines' Elite frequent-flier program - just in case some wanted to book - so no more aisle's were available in advance.
The only way he could be guaranteed his favored coach seat was upgrade his $700 ticket to a full priced fee: $2,680.
No that wasn't a misprint. $2,680 for a Hartford to Dallas flight. That's the same $ as flying 1st class.
So not only did his Lincoln-esque legs strike the back of a seat, his head hit the roof.
'They (only) release (the 'aisles') if there are no suckers,' he said.
However since not all A. seats were filled by 'Elites', Nader was given his preferred knee saving spot. This did not appease.
'You've fixed my problem, but you haven't fixed the overall problem.'
He vows to pursue this further. Perhaps all the way back to the Supremes.
'They're behaving like a monopoly extortionist,' Nader said. 'This is a bankrupt company in more ways than one.'
So stay tuned.
BTW, he usually flies Southwest Airlines - the official airline of his past presidential campaigns.
He finds SW to be more 'proletariat.'
It seems that the 6' 4" consumer advocate & perennial presidential hopeful - who a few years ago forced the airlines to pay all flyers (via a Supreme Court case) when they were 'bumped' - always wants an aisle seat. He's just too tall to squeeze his knees into a middle one.
And he's willing to pay a few extra Washingtons (or even Lincolns & maybe a couple Jeffersons) for the extra comfort. Usual cost is no more than $60 (still outrageous for those of us who remember these as 'no extra charge' chairs).
But a large number of seats on this particular flight were blocked for members of American Airlines' Elite frequent-flier program - just in case some wanted to book - so no more aisle's were available in advance.
The only way he could be guaranteed his favored coach seat was upgrade his $700 ticket to a full priced fee: $2,680.
No that wasn't a misprint. $2,680 for a Hartford to Dallas flight. That's the same $ as flying 1st class.
So not only did his Lincoln-esque legs strike the back of a seat, his head hit the roof.
'They (only) release (the 'aisles') if there are no suckers,' he said.
However since not all A. seats were filled by 'Elites', Nader was given his preferred knee saving spot. This did not appease.
'You've fixed my problem, but you haven't fixed the overall problem.'
He vows to pursue this further. Perhaps all the way back to the Supremes.
'They're behaving like a monopoly extortionist,' Nader said. 'This is a bankrupt company in more ways than one.'
So stay tuned.
BTW, he usually flies Southwest Airlines - the official airline of his past presidential campaigns.
He finds SW to be more 'proletariat.'
Sunday, February 12, 2012
ATLANTIC CITY DEAL
For my NY/NJ/PA tri-state-er pals - and anyone who likes a deal:
Our friends at Livingsocial.com worry that 'a crazy work week can make you straight up sour'. So they are offering an 'escape to a place that will cure a case of the bitters in a Schnapp'.
Hey, it was their PR guys who wrote that, not me.
Anyway, they are offering 2 nights at Atlantic City's Showboat Hotel Casino in an upgraded Bourbon Tower room - with a $15 food/beverage credit & $30 to spend at the bar.
At $119 for both you & your honey.
Ok, that price doesn't include taxes/tips & it's only good for Sundays through Thursdays. On Fridays and Saturdays the price jumps to $349.
Ouch. So you M-F 9 to 5-ers will have to employ some creative uses of your sick & vacation time to take advantage of these savings.
'But, Jack,' some Naysayers may whine, 'it's too cold to go to Atlantic City in the winter.'
Perhaps, but this deal is good until May 24th when you might actually be able to stroll down the boardwalk without frostbiting the tip of your beak.
However - as always with such deals - there are a few more restrictions. For the complete lowdown:
http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/3/deals/265336-a-two-night-stay-for-two
Oh yeah, you only have 2 more days to snap this up, so you must move quickly if this fits your mini-vaca plans.
But as the Livingsocial.com-ers say:
'You'll feel positively Cosmopolitan...in your spacious New Orleans-style accommodations...Tom Collins and the Pink Lady agree... (the) included Wi-Fi, overnight parking, and a 1 p.m. late checkout are just the maraschino cherry on top'.
Geeze, these guys must have won all the awards on their high school newspapers.
Our friends at Livingsocial.com worry that 'a crazy work week can make you straight up sour'. So they are offering an 'escape to a place that will cure a case of the bitters in a Schnapp'.
Hey, it was their PR guys who wrote that, not me.
Anyway, they are offering 2 nights at Atlantic City's Showboat Hotel Casino in an upgraded Bourbon Tower room - with a $15 food/beverage credit & $30 to spend at the bar.
At $119 for both you & your honey.
Ok, that price doesn't include taxes/tips & it's only good for Sundays through Thursdays. On Fridays and Saturdays the price jumps to $349.
Ouch. So you M-F 9 to 5-ers will have to employ some creative uses of your sick & vacation time to take advantage of these savings.
'But, Jack,' some Naysayers may whine, 'it's too cold to go to Atlantic City in the winter.'
Perhaps, but this deal is good until May 24th when you might actually be able to stroll down the boardwalk without frostbiting the tip of your beak.
However - as always with such deals - there are a few more restrictions. For the complete lowdown:
http://www.livingsocial.com/cities/3/deals/265336-a-two-night-stay-for-two
Oh yeah, you only have 2 more days to snap this up, so you must move quickly if this fits your mini-vaca plans.
But as the Livingsocial.com-ers say:
'You'll feel positively Cosmopolitan...in your spacious New Orleans-style accommodations...Tom Collins and the Pink Lady agree... (the) included Wi-Fi, overnight parking, and a 1 p.m. late checkout are just the maraschino cherry on top'.
Geeze, these guys must have won all the awards on their high school newspapers.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
'I'VE LOOKED AT CLOUDS FROM BOTH SIDES NOW...'
When Katharine Lee Bates traveled to Pike's Peak she was so moved by its beauty, splendor & grandeur that she penned the words that would eventually become 'America The Beautiful'.
'O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!'
And she had a great point. Everyone who has been fortunate enough to train, drive, motorcycle, horseback or walk this Colorado masterpiece has experienced some advanced form of awe.
Later in the poem she mentions:
'O beautiful for halcyon skies'
Ok, for those not related to Mr. Webster, 'halcyon' means:
'1. Calm and peaceful; tranquil.
2. Prosperous; golden: halcyon years.'
Fine, but one can only imagine what words would have flown from the lady if she experienced Florida February clouds at dusk.
'O beautiful for spacious skies,
For amber waves of grain,
For purple mountain majesties
Above the fruited plain!'
And she had a great point. Everyone who has been fortunate enough to train, drive, motorcycle, horseback or walk this Colorado masterpiece has experienced some advanced form of awe.
Later in the poem she mentions:
'O beautiful for halcyon skies'
Ok, for those not related to Mr. Webster, 'halcyon' means:
'1. Calm and peaceful; tranquil.
2. Prosperous; golden: halcyon years.'
I mean, there's nothing wrong with 'purple mountain's majesty'...
But look at the way the last light of day bounces off these babies...
... at the end of the day.
Think of the words they could inspire.
If anybody actually ever saw them.
But, unfortunately, most tourists are too busy with 'early birds' or Roseanne reruns to walk to the beach at the right hour to enjoy them.
So it remains the most impressive/least crowded show that you'll ever see in South FL.
Friday, February 10, 2012
FOR INTERNATIONAL LOVERS/LOTHARIOS
Once when a prospective Romeo or Juliet found him/herself in a foreign country - & didn't know the native lingo - it usually meant 'ciao' to any chance of 'amore'.
No more.
Those incurable romantics at Apple have a Valentine's Day gift app for all of you international - but language challenged - would be lovers.
And it's absolutely free.
Ok, you do have to spring for an Apple 'I Phone' or 'I Pad' to use it.
But aren't the few Franklins for one of these great gadgets worth hearing the sweet sound - after some post last call 'parlez-vous-ing' - of a 'Je t'aime' or 'Ich liebe dich' from a new found best bar buddy?
For those who said, 'Oui' to the above, the creators of the mucho popular 'TripLingo' app have a special Feb 14 gift for you - the TL 'Romance Edition'.
Exactly what does it do? The 'TL' peeps say it best:
'(It's) the only app you'll ever need to charm would-be lovers, seduce that special someone, or put yourself on the path to love.'
Wow. And how?
'With flirtatious phrases in ten different languages, you'll be prepared to unleash a torrent of passionate phrases in the language of your choice.'
Hey, all the cash you'll not spend on flowers & heart shaped candy boxes alone could pay for the 'I' phone or pad.
And - to make sure that you don't inadvertently tell your latest foreign love interest that she 'smells like a pair of wet socks' or that you 'want to dibble her grandmother' - this app includes complete audio versions of every love flavored phrase so you can hear exactly how each word is supposed to sound.
To download go to:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/triplingo-romance-edition/id498968436?mt=8
And - as the 'masters of amour' French might say - 'Viva la humping!'.
No more.
Those incurable romantics at Apple have a Valentine's Day gift app for all of you international - but language challenged - would be lovers.
And it's absolutely free.
Ok, you do have to spring for an Apple 'I Phone' or 'I Pad' to use it.
But aren't the few Franklins for one of these great gadgets worth hearing the sweet sound - after some post last call 'parlez-vous-ing' - of a 'Je t'aime' or 'Ich liebe dich' from a new found best bar buddy?
For those who said, 'Oui' to the above, the creators of the mucho popular 'TripLingo' app have a special Feb 14 gift for you - the TL 'Romance Edition'.
Exactly what does it do? The 'TL' peeps say it best:
'(It's) the only app you'll ever need to charm would-be lovers, seduce that special someone, or put yourself on the path to love.'
Wow. And how?
'With flirtatious phrases in ten different languages, you'll be prepared to unleash a torrent of passionate phrases in the language of your choice.'
Hey, all the cash you'll not spend on flowers & heart shaped candy boxes alone could pay for the 'I' phone or pad.
And - to make sure that you don't inadvertently tell your latest foreign love interest that she 'smells like a pair of wet socks' or that you 'want to dibble her grandmother' - this app includes complete audio versions of every love flavored phrase so you can hear exactly how each word is supposed to sound.
To download go to:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/triplingo-romance-edition/id498968436?mt=8
And - as the 'masters of amour' French might say - 'Viva la humping!'.
Thursday, February 9, 2012
LAS VEGAS 'FREE' SHOW TIX
There are deals and then there are deals. And some deals are only in the mind of the beholder.
Ok, we were in Vegas last week & had a great time.
But when walking down the famous strip - if we weren't being accosted by the army of short, hooded sweatshirt or baseball cap wearing 'card snappers' promising a good looking girl in your room within '20 minutes for $40' - we were approached by usually attractive, better dressed, smiling folk who wanted to give us free show tickets, gratis gambling $ or 'on the house trips' to the Hoover Dam & Grand Canyon.
All you have to do is sit through a 90 minute (which becomes 2 hours after you agree) presentation for whatvever it is they're selling.
'Hmmm,' you may muse. 'What's 2 hours of my time for free ducats (worth over $200) to see the Beatles' 'Love' or Wynn's 'Le Reve' or a couple of 'C' notes for gambling?'
Ok. But before you sign on the dotted line realize that many of these offers may be less than you think - especially if you are not dealing with a name brand company.
I mean reps of places like the Mariott & Wyndam WILL give you free tix (& decent seats) to the Blue Men, Donnie & Marie, Legends, etal as they promised - with no extra charges - once you 'pay' with your time.
The others, well maybe not.
Your 'free' Love/LeReve tickets could suddenly cost you north of 60 bucks each after you sign on the dotted for the 2 hour hard sell.
Ok, this still might be worth it to you. But it isn't 'free'.
And those 'hundreds of gambling $' are never real money but some type of certificate to be used at a place like Casino Royal (a joint where James Bond or Blofeld would never be seen). Here they have a back row of 'special slot machines' where you can use your 'free' cash chits to play.
But even if you win a million on these machines - you'll walk home without a penny. This 'gambling' is for 'entertainment' only. There are zero cash prizes.
And even if they hand you a card claiming it can get you 2 free tix to a certain show - read the fine print.
For Harrah's 'free' Mac King Show you have to buy a $10 drink plus tax for each admission. Tropicana's 'free' Recycled Percussion Show charges $35 per couple for 'box office fees'.
There are 2 magic shows that do actually let you in for no charge - but rarely can you get tickets for the same week (or even month) that you'll be in town.
So, in Sin City beware of barkers bearing gifts.
Actually, there is one 'free' you should often use in this desert town. Feel free to say 'No thanks' to most of these offers.
Ok, we were in Vegas last week & had a great time.
But when walking down the famous strip - if we weren't being accosted by the army of short, hooded sweatshirt or baseball cap wearing 'card snappers' promising a good looking girl in your room within '20 minutes for $40' - we were approached by usually attractive, better dressed, smiling folk who wanted to give us free show tickets, gratis gambling $ or 'on the house trips' to the Hoover Dam & Grand Canyon.
All you have to do is sit through a 90 minute (which becomes 2 hours after you agree) presentation for whatvever it is they're selling.
'Hmmm,' you may muse. 'What's 2 hours of my time for free ducats (worth over $200) to see the Beatles' 'Love' or Wynn's 'Le Reve' or a couple of 'C' notes for gambling?'
Ok. But before you sign on the dotted line realize that many of these offers may be less than you think - especially if you are not dealing with a name brand company.
I mean reps of places like the Mariott & Wyndam WILL give you free tix (& decent seats) to the Blue Men, Donnie & Marie, Legends, etal as they promised - with no extra charges - once you 'pay' with your time.
The others, well maybe not.
Your 'free' Love/LeReve tickets could suddenly cost you north of 60 bucks each after you sign on the dotted for the 2 hour hard sell.
Ok, this still might be worth it to you. But it isn't 'free'.
And those 'hundreds of gambling $' are never real money but some type of certificate to be used at a place like Casino Royal (a joint where James Bond or Blofeld would never be seen). Here they have a back row of 'special slot machines' where you can use your 'free' cash chits to play.
But even if you win a million on these machines - you'll walk home without a penny. This 'gambling' is for 'entertainment' only. There are zero cash prizes.
And even if they hand you a card claiming it can get you 2 free tix to a certain show - read the fine print.
For Harrah's 'free' Mac King Show you have to buy a $10 drink plus tax for each admission. Tropicana's 'free' Recycled Percussion Show charges $35 per couple for 'box office fees'.
There are 2 magic shows that do actually let you in for no charge - but rarely can you get tickets for the same week (or even month) that you'll be in town.
So, in Sin City beware of barkers bearing gifts.
Actually, there is one 'free' you should often use in this desert town. Feel free to say 'No thanks' to most of these offers.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
GRAND CANYON IN THE WINTER?
And why not? There's no scorching summer heat. The views are beautiful.
Crowds are smaller.
And you can even make a few snowballs.
We visited the South Rim on January 31, 2012 - exactly 106 years to the day - after the opening of the park's Verkamp's Curio Shop.
And ours was a 'good day' too. With temps in the upper 40s & clear skies, it was a perfect day to stroll the paved pedestrian (& even wheelchair friendly) 3 mile section of the Rim Trail.
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| Notice the width of the trail. |
And mostly everything is open.
You can still ride the mules down into the canyon everyday (as long as you're over 4' 7" & under 200 lbs - so think 'tall' & lay off the 'all you can eat' buffets & extra coconut custards before you go), ...
... take a helicopter tour, stay at the Phantom Ranch at the bottom of the canyon (where the temp is usually 20 degrees warmer then on top the rim)...
... or book a room in one of the 'top of the rim' hotels.
Published winter prices begin at $85 per night. But if you book one - in person - in the hotel lobby on the day (or days) you're actually staying, the price falls to around $75.
Ok, you could hit some bad weather - just a week before our visit the park was snowed in & no one was able to get in nor out.
But you could do a lot worse than being stuck for a couple of days in a place with views like:
And - since all park employees live on site - they'll be no interruption in service.
But remember to bring the appropriate clothes, hats, gloves & scarves so you can dress in layers - the weather can change rapidly.
And - even in the winter - you must hydrate, hydrate, hydrate. Drink plenty of water.
And please remember - safety first.
Every year a score - or more - people take one step too many for a surprise express trip into the canyon. Stay on the well marked paths & always be a few feet back from any ledges.
Unlike Sandy.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 'I DO'
Sometimes you just feel the need to get married at 3am by the 'King of Rock & Roll'.
If that's the case - and you happen to be on the Vegas Strip between the Stratosphere & downtown Freemont Street - you're in luck.
A Little White Chapel - & Elvis - are available for nuptials 24/7.
And it's the chosen 'I Do' palace of some rich & famous...
... like Michael Jordan & Joan Collins (presumably not to each other).
But what if you just don't have time - or imbibed too much bubbly - to be able to stand for an entire ceremony? Then...
... you can drive through the 'Tunnel of Love' right up to the Little White Wedding Chapel's ...
... drive thru window.
Yes kids, you can get hitched & never leave your Edsel.
And - starting at $40 for a ceremony - it will set you back a lot less than your last time at the tables.
Of course, high rollers can drop a 'C-note' for the 'Cherub Chariot Package'. This includes the ceremony plus 3 polaroids (did you even know these still existed?), a video, a garter & the unforgettable 'presentation of flowers'.
Now the bells will really be ringing. Yowza!
But what if 'The King' doesn't get your temperature rising & (like most people) you really had your heart set on - say - a Camelot, Blues Brothers, Dracula, Alice Cooper or Pirate themed wedding?
Well then a take a few steps down the strip to:
Where you can have all of the above plus 25 more themed weddings - including their own Elvis - for about $700.
But for those purists out there - to whom only 'originals' will do - walk a couple of blocks to:
And join Bon Jovi in refusing to accept a carbon copy.
If that's the case - and you happen to be on the Vegas Strip between the Stratosphere & downtown Freemont Street - you're in luck.
A Little White Chapel - & Elvis - are available for nuptials 24/7.
And it's the chosen 'I Do' palace of some rich & famous...
... like Michael Jordan & Joan Collins (presumably not to each other).
But what if you just don't have time - or imbibed too much bubbly - to be able to stand for an entire ceremony? Then...
... you can drive through the 'Tunnel of Love' right up to the Little White Wedding Chapel's ...
... drive thru window.
Yes kids, you can get hitched & never leave your Edsel.
And - starting at $40 for a ceremony - it will set you back a lot less than your last time at the tables.
Of course, high rollers can drop a 'C-note' for the 'Cherub Chariot Package'. This includes the ceremony plus 3 polaroids (did you even know these still existed?), a video, a garter & the unforgettable 'presentation of flowers'.
Now the bells will really be ringing. Yowza!
But what if 'The King' doesn't get your temperature rising & (like most people) you really had your heart set on - say - a Camelot, Blues Brothers, Dracula, Alice Cooper or Pirate themed wedding?
Well then a take a few steps down the strip to:
Where you can have all of the above plus 25 more themed weddings - including their own Elvis - for about $700.
But for those purists out there - to whom only 'originals' will do - walk a couple of blocks to:
And join Bon Jovi in refusing to accept a carbon copy.
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