Monday, February 6, 2012

FREE EATS FOR THE 'OVER 350' CROWD

How many restaurants would hire this 575 pound spokesman...


Heart Attach Grill spokesman Blair River



...who died at 29 - possibly from obesity?


Or offer this deal?

It reads 'OVER 350 LBS EATS FREE'


Or post this sign?


Or use the catchy slogan - 'A Taste Worth Dying For'?


Only 1. 


Yes, this is the Downtown Las Vegas eatery where 'patients' order high caloric menu 'prescriptions' from 'nurses' who wrap a complete list of all ordered food on the P's wrist.




The #1 choice is the $12.94 'Quadruple Bypass Burger' - four beef patties, cheese & bacon...


abc sin city burger nt 111011 wblog Restaurant Serves Up 8,000 Calorie Burger



...that totals almost 8,000 calories. 


And you can wash this baby down with the world’s 'highest butterfat content' milkshake (garnished - of course - with a tab of butter) at $4.62.


Still hungry? Well an order of $1.84 flatliners fries - cooked in pure lard - should stuff any unfilled belly space. 


Into a bit lighter fare, a sugar filled soda, a brew or an unfiltered smoke? Then some of these might fill the bill:



And for those with a more cultured palette, they also offer a full selection of - naturally - Fat Bastard wines.

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