Good looking women are beginning to give the evil eye to some TSA employees. Many 'babe-a-licious' frequent flyers believe that they're getting too many extra looks at airport security body scanner stops.
Believe it or not some of the hottest have had to stand in those 'naked picture' scanning booths not once, not twice, not thrice but 4 times before being allowed to rebuckle their belts.
Congress - who might be jealous that another government employee is actually getting a perk that they somehow missed - is investigating.
New York Democratic Senator Charles Schumer plans introducing legislation that will mandate TSA post passenger advocates at every airport.
'Going through security at our nations airports should not be a humiliating or degrading experience,' he said - unlike being a page for Congressman Mark Foley or one of Newt Gingrich's ex-wives.
The bill will require:
1. The TSA to establish an “Office for Passenger Support”
2. Every airport where TSA operates to have at least one TSA Passneger Advocate on duty at all times.
3. Every airport to have clearly visible signage explaining that a TSA passenger advocate can be summoned.
4. The development of practices to resolve frequent public complaints.
5. Special training of TSA officers.
6. Allow individuals with special medical conditions or disabilities to pre-arrange any screening.
If these steps are made into law, passengers will be safe from at least 1 potential airport explosion - the one inside a leering TSA-er's pants.
Schumer denied the rumor that he was leaving the Senate to be a passenger advocate, but 'no commented' when asked if he's eyeing a TSA scanner job.
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