No more.
Those incurable romantics at Apple have a Valentine's Day gift app for all of you international - but language challenged - would be lovers.
And it's absolutely free.
Ok, you do have to spring for an Apple 'I Phone' or 'I Pad' to use it.
But aren't the few Franklins for one of these great gadgets worth hearing the sweet sound - after some post last call 'parlez-vous-ing' - of a 'Je t'aime' or 'Ich liebe dich' from a new found best bar buddy?
For those who said, 'Oui' to the above, the creators of the mucho popular 'TripLingo' app have a special Feb 14 gift for you - the TL 'Romance Edition'.
Exactly what does it do? The 'TL' peeps say it best:
'(It's) the only app you'll ever need to charm would-be lovers, seduce that special someone, or put yourself on the path to love.'
Wow. And how?
'With flirtatious phrases in ten different languages, you'll be prepared to unleash a torrent of passionate phrases in the language of your choice.'
Hey, all the cash you'll not spend on flowers & heart shaped candy boxes alone could pay for the 'I' phone or pad.
And - to make sure that you don't inadvertently tell your latest foreign love interest that she 'smells like a pair of wet socks' or that you 'want to dibble her grandmother' - this app includes complete audio versions of every love flavored phrase so you can hear exactly how each word is supposed to sound.
To download go to:
http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/triplingo-romance-edition/id498968436?mt=8
And - as the 'masters of amour' French might say - 'Viva la humping!'.
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