Tuesday, February 7, 2012

SHAKE, RATTLE & ROLL 'I DO'

Sometimes you just feel the need to get married at 3am by the 'King of Rock & Roll'.


If that's the case - and you happen to be on the Vegas Strip between the Stratosphere & downtown Freemont Street - you're in luck.




A Little White Chapel - & Elvis - are available for nuptials 24/7.


And it's the chosen 'I Do' palace of some rich & famous...





... like Michael Jordan & Joan Collins (presumably not to each other).


But what if you just don't have time - or imbibed too much bubbly - to be able to stand for an entire ceremony? Then...




... you can drive through the 'Tunnel of Love' right up to the Little White Wedding Chapel's ...




... drive thru window.


Yes kids, you can get hitched & never leave your Edsel. 


And - starting at $40 for a ceremony - it will set you back a lot less than your last time at the tables.



Of course, high rollers can drop a 'C-note' for the 'Cherub Chariot Package'. This includes the ceremony plus 3 polaroids (did you even know these still existed?), a video, a garter & the unforgettable  'presentation of flowers'.


Now the bells will really be ringing. Yowza! 


But what if 'The King' doesn't get your temperature rising & (like most people) you really had your heart set on - say - a Camelot, Blues Brothers, Dracula, Alice Cooper or Pirate themed wedding?


Pirate Themed Wedding Package

Well then a take a few steps down the strip to: 




Where you can have all of the above plus 25 more themed weddings - including their own Elvis - for about $700.


But for those purists out there - to whom only 'originals' will do - walk a couple of blocks to:




And join Bon Jovi in refusing to accept a carbon copy.


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