Oh those characters at Ryanair!
You know, Europe's 'el cheapo' airline.
Remember a few years ago when CEO Michael O'Leary caused a minor uproar by announcing that business class seats on longer flights would include B&B service?
No, that doesn't stand for 'Bed & Breakfast' but 'Beds & Blowjobs'.
'I can't think of a better way to spend a 5 hour flight,' he quipped.
Don't believe me? Check it out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWswpjtCe5I&feature=related
Well now O'Leary is toying with including inflight porn on all planes.
And you thought the sky couldn't get any bluer.
His plan is to let passengers log into a Ryanair 'app' using their iPads or smartphones.
Then they could then pay to play games, gamble or watch what he originally planned to offer business travelers on those long flights.
'Hotels around the world have it, so why wouldn't we?'
True, but the parent across the aisle might not want Junior enjoying the gyrations of Jesse Jane with his yoo hoo & inflight pretzels.
'I'm not talking about having it on screens on the back of seats for everyone to see,' O'Leary responded.
'It would be on a handheld device.'
He didn't mention what would be in the passenger's other hand.
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