Tuesday, October 11, 2011

9 OUT OF 10 DOGS HAVE ASHEVILLE DREAMS


It's official - 9 out of 10 canines dream of moving to Asheville.


And what pup wouldn't? For this is the place where Rover is king & is never ever treated like a dog.


For example - those musical Asheville Astas who work with street musicians...



... follow Union break rules & are guaranteed a comfortable place to rest after each grueling rendition of  'Hound Dog'.




And downtown Rin TinTins with a sweet tooth only have to trot a few steps to:


I'm not pulling your tail.



Here there are always cases of freshly baked treats.


The best beers ...


... fine imported wines & spirits ...


... and novelty items to share a hearty bark with Sparky & Mr. Pebbles the next time they come over for some serious ass sniffing:


Higher pedigreed Lassies can four leg it across the street to join some high brow Asheville cats at the more toney:


For those Chihuahuas who want a taste of their ancestral homeland & only have time for a quick - minus the salt - drink between fire plugs there's always:


And since no one wants to be called a dirty dog...


Those who actually pay for the Alpo can come in & personally  freshen up Fido (soap, water, tubs, towels, blow driers, water proof aprons & more included)...

                                         A do it yourself owner at work

while leaving all the mess  behind. 


Owner Roni Davis welcomes 'Do-It-Yourself-Washer' walk-ins anytime. 

So, if you want to give your best friend a taste of 'doggy heaven' with tasty treats, upscale boutiques, street side drinks & the cleanest coat possible - then consider a trip to Asheville, NC.

Your dog has been dreaming about it for years.









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