Wednesday, October 12, 2011

'IF IT AIN'T A DIVE...'

There's an old axiom about BBQ joints: 'If it ain't a dive, it ain't good barbeque'.




Ok, I'll admit Asheville's 12 Bones Smokehouse isn't exactly The Ritz, but does it really have 'dive' status?

Well... after reading the life affirming mottos on it's walls:


                                          This one graces the unisex rest room.
And...


                                          Is this the new lyric to Toby Keith's latest?
And...


              One local quipped that Hillary wrote this after Bill used Monica as a humidor.                                      


And then scanning the dining area...




And finally taking a good look outside...




Ok, it IS a dive. And it proves the BBQ axiom because you ARE going to get some of the biggest, juiciest, tastiest ribs in town...

               This is only a half rack (6 bones). A full rack leaves '12 Bones' on your plate.

... with your choice of 1 of 4 'BBQ sauces of the day'. I chose 'Blueberry Chipotle'. Indescribably 'yum'.  If you need more (or multiple types), take all you want from the self service sauce table. 

The ribs are served with unbelievably large portions of mouth watering sides. The jalapeno grits & collard greens I ordered were as good as the meat.

Then there are sandwiches that you need 2 fists to hold. 


And all types of BBQ treats served with a smiling, friendly, 'lightning fast', down home country flair.




Unfortunately you have a short window to enjoy the Bones' addictively delicious cuisine. The NC joint is only opened between 11am - 4pm Monday through Friday. Believe it or not, it's closed on weekends.


But that doesn't stop the crowds. There is always a line, but it does move fast.


'12 Bones' has won awards.




And has had its share of famous guests.




Yes, even the Prez & Michelle have enjoyed the Bones' ribs & service. In fact, they've eaten here at least twice. Once during the campaign & again after moving into Pennsylvania Ave.

Now for the best part about eating here - you won't have to hock your Rolex to pay the bill. Everything is reasonably priced.

The 'Bones' even advertises this on their outside wall.


They're talking about the BBQ, I hope.



  

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