Exhibitionists won't be happy.
Thanks to numerous passengers & flight crews - including a surprising number of pilots (pilots!?!) - complaining about posing naked for TSA gawkers via pre-boarding body scanners, the US Transportation Security Administration has purchased 300 new machines that sort of 'fuzz out' all the private parts.
Basically these machines change you from looking somewhere between a 'va-va-voom' & a 'va-va-forget-about-it' into a one size fits all 'generic outline'.
They are also looking into software to soften the images on scanners already in use.
So far the cost of the 300 is almost 45 million, a not so modest cost for modesty.
But the biggest shock was registered by a flight attendant surprised to the pilots' reaction to the forced photo ops. She said, 'I've never met one who wasn't happy to show, at any opportunity, everything he owned.'
Rumor has it TSA employee subscriptions for Playboy & Hustler are up.
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