When traveling - ever get stuck doing your business in a real s*** hole?
You know the 'reeking, scummy, never-would-normally-pass-within-100-miles-of' public toilet that you are stuck using because: 1. There is literally no other place available within 100 miles & 2. When you have to go, you have to go.
Well, the folks at Cintas (a sort of 'Toilet Paper R Us' corp.) feel your pain & as a public service for the past decade has named one deserving loo each year: 'America's Best Bathroom'.
And you can help crown the country's classiest crapper.
Ok, you ARE too late to nominate the WC that sets your heart aflutter (the noms have been in for over a month). But you CAN have a say on who wins & who gets flushed from the top ten.
It's a tough field. Las Vegas' Main Street Casino might win the anti-communist vote for having their urinals hanging from a large piece of the Berlin Wall & you'd have to be a bird brain not to know that Audubon-ists will feather the ballot box for Virginia's Renaissance Hotel where - every time a sink faucet is turned on - a mirror etched bird silhouette lights up.
But my vote is going to a posh presidential porta-potty.
The Don's John DJ5000LX Luxury Presidential Restroom is actually a trailer - complete with a/c, granite tops, a stereo, a women's suite, a men's suite (all with energy efficient toilets) and a large screen TV for those long stall line waits - & was created for Barack Obama's inauguration.
As a plus, it can be rented by anybody. So although you may never be able to be a president, now you have the chance to #2 like one.
September 18th is the deadline to vote.
http://www.bestrestroom.com/us/default.asp
Also check out the pics of their past 10 winners. It may influence where you sit on taking your next vacation.
No comments:
Post a Comment